This is making me grunt in dismay

For the ninety-fourth time in three weeks, my room smells like an old cat lady's without any apparent cause. The shower did not flood this time. I haven't been hoarding strays.

I have gone to Queen Mary's housing office five times now with the same complaint. I'm going to die from mildew poisoning. They respond the same way every time: by making a tally mark on their "American kids we have killed with mildew poisoning" sheet.

ALEX SMASH.